Dating wild women
Some girls like to mix it up every now and then, and that’s cool, but too drastic too often indicates identity issues. Odds are, she’s been called crazy before, and this is her attempt at heading that off at the pass.
Her convictions will give her the moral authority to do, well… If you’ve gotten to the stage where you’d rather stay in than hit the town every night, that’s usually a good sign that the relationship is on firm ground.Here’s something to think about: Doesn’t it seem like — at least in the realm of male/female relationships — there seems to be a disproportionate amount of women who fit the “crazy” bill better than men? In the meantime, here are 50 signs that the girl you’re dating might be what we like to call “crazy.” And you can trust me on this one — I’ve done extensive research in the field.And believe it or not, I’m not trying to be sexist here, I’m genuinely curious about this; it’s not that men don’t have character defects or psychological issues that make them behave inappropriately, it’s just that those guys are always “dicks” or maybe “weirdos” (and there are plenty of them out there), but women are always “crazy.” Is it a body chemistry thing? Is there something about dating men that causes this transformation? It’s an undisputed fact that crazy women are incredible in the sack. We all get crazy eyes from time to time—from stress, lack of sleep, etc.But if she considers even one night in front of the TV to be death, this is a girl who will never be content. You can side with her and believe the whole world’s against her, or you can choose to be realistic. I’ll say this for crazy girls: They know how to have a good time.I once beat an ex-girlfriend in cards and she started crying and locked herself in her room for an hour. Acting like an ass under the influence is something most everyone’s been guilty of.As we’ve already mentioned, the world revolves around crazy people, and she’s going to set some impossibly high standards for you to live up to. But if you can tell someone’s been unrolling all your socks and your desk drawers have been rummaged through… On your first few dates, she had some amazing stories. She wants you to know how you measure up, even if the information she’s giving you isn’t true, and even if you don’t want to know it. Any more than that and (unless she’s running a rescue operation out of her apartment) you’d best get to stepping. And if you identify with most of this list, but you’re still with her…
But try to get some payback with a ride to the airport or something like that and it’ll feel like you asked her for a kidney. She wants to rank herself and figure out what ended those relationships so she can act accordingly.
Attacking your family and friends, calling out your insecurities, threatening to kill herself or cut your dick off while you’re sleeping — these are subtle signs that she’s not so great at handling conflict.
Most people can get through life’s troubles with their gut, their friends and their family. There’s no number that’s a good limit, especially if you keep responding, but if you feel like she’s “checking in” too much, you might want to change your number. Sylvia Plath literally wrote the book on crazy chicks.
But if they’re part of the unique snowflake that makes her her, that’s a really bad sign.
She loves you; she hates you; you’re the only one for her; maybe it’s not working out.
But she’s got every self-improvement book ever written, a shelf full of New Age crystals, dream catchers and assorted bullshit like that. You pretend they don’t because, you know, you don’t want to come off like a pussy. He probably won’t come right out and say it, but you can tell.